Slap of a Goblin A Paranormal Romance by thejway

Maud Wishmonger suspected something was a little off when her predatory grandpa tried to slap her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly snooty goblin, Charity Thomas, that her life finally began to make sense.

However, Charity proved to be hairy and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with boating. Maud soon learnt that Charity had taken an oath never to tickle a human being.

When Maud's predatory grandpa is injured in a hit and run accident, Maud realises her own life is at risk.

Despite Charity's fuzzy wings and dazzling fangs, Maud finds herself falling for the goblin. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects her.

One night, a ghost appears before Maud and warns her of a darkness within Charity. The ghost gives Maud the stripy razor - the only weapon that can defeat a snooty goblin.

Will Maud find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly on edge? (Hint: yes!)