Stackitus — You’re Next!

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Full credit due to @willsparks88 for deadly graphic

Who are we trying to fool with a pleasant looking Mermaid named Precious? She is magical, and beautiful, and generous to a fault among other graces, but can she really beat off the stackitus? That scary skeleton dude looks like he may have more than one fierce bone!

Damn...he’s got silver dog tags...and he’s staring right at me...and i feel a queezy shiver...and...and...and

(thedamus slips into a trance...)

Narrated by some dude with a bourbon in his hand and a Guinness in his hoodie:

Earlier today after much farting around, and indeed much farting, thedamus took advantage of a little crypto move. His symptoms have been in apparent full remission lately, except of course the maniacal pursuit of stacking more ounces of Ag. I mean that mofo doesn’t even know what he has anymore, his purchases are all over the place, and there has been a stack of fiat dollars being alchemized lately. In fact, if it wasn’t such an absolutely bullet-proof strategy for long-term financial security i’d say he was nuts.

Down he went and converted science and mathematics into paper currency, and then the measly paper into real elemental silver. VBCE got looted for 10 ounces for $238cad

+2 x 2018 Incused SML (one we will see, the other one was gifted to atm biz partner — we’ll turn him into a stacker yet 😜)

The OPM bars were sweet — made from recycled material 😍👍

Then an express bus to J&M — i’d swear thedamus’ eyes were glazed over the whole time. 4 more ounces got withdrawn from global supply and a little golden butterfly fluttered harder somewhere...

Man o war was that incused shiny!

And just because thedamus gets around, doesn’t mean he doesn’t get other coin shapes in his change!

It was full on Nerd-Coma: one of the markers of advanced stackitus. The meeting with partner went well, as they are wont to do when silver is getting handed out. And then a glide through the liquor store — tonight a bottle of “Canonball” California cab sauv — some tasty dinner and an Ice Age movie cuddling on the couch... O look! The whole fan-damus-ly is asleep, and that big bugger is out in the yard typing into his phone furiously! I’ll hand it over...
cheers!

Hello Friends! What the fuck just happened? I was drinking espresso and hangin’ out, starting my day and trying some new Ahgani hash i just bought... and now i’m here and it’s night!

I have some more silver in my man-purse too! Like a whole bunch of it! Damn!!! I knew this new mermaid-bot-upvote-boom-shocka-locka was gonna’ rip, but holy hell! It appears like she’s surreptitiously depositing metal right into my carry-on!

Ya know things are good when...

Kiwi!!! Ya silly bugger! What are you doing here!!!?

SSG baby! Together we are legion 😎👍

Cheers! from @thedamus
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