Steemit - The Road to Success!
You're here, so you're already on your way to world domination!
These tips will help you become a Great Whale. A bit of time and other whales will notice you, then they will begin to respect you, and after a while, will make you their leader!
Well, let's start!
You definitely need to publish content!
Everyone loves tits and cats, and the Internet is limitless! You just need to steal pictures in different places and post them here! Nothing hard, right? The money is already flowing into your pockets! Hush, no one should know...
Incredibly smart!
You need to write comments. It is very easy! Just copy one of them... "HAHAHA LOL" "keep up!" "WOW" "UP AND RESTEEM" "STEEM ON!" "I'm following." "Nice post". You can combine them on your own.
The more - the better!
You want a lot of money, right? Payments for one or two posts a day / week - not for such a cool dude! You need to publish at least 1 post per hour! Whales will begin to respect you! Of course! You do so much for the Steem development!
Advertisement!
After EVERY publication, send to EVERY whale 0.001 STEEM / SBD with beg to vote for your post! Do not forget to duplicate the message in the chat! Fate loves persistent, and money doesn't smell!
Great thinker!
Two / three times a week you must publish very philosophy posts! The first way - to steal from other resources... A lot of pluses, but the community can find out. Yes, yes, there are such people, they do not live peacefully themselves, and others are hindered! The second way - to write by yourself. Do not be scared, my little friend, this is not a school exam. It doesn't matter spelling, punctuation and coherence of thoughts!
Jack of all trades!
Look through all the posts with great reward! No, of course, you do not need to read them. You must give advices, to anyone and on any subject! As soon as you start doing this, your comments will begin to earn like your posts (and maybe much more)!
Elimination of competitors!
Flags... Flags are everything! Wonderful instrument of pressure and blackmail! If you see that someone else's post is gaining money - flagging! Do you feel it, my little friend? THE POWER! If someone asks why you do this - ignore! You are THE BOSS! You don't have to justify yourself to anyone!
As you can see, everything is very simple! A lot of easy money and incredible power to you, my little friend!
Sincerely, Terry Craft
Sincerely, Terry Craft
Don't forget:
This post is positively covered in glorious sarcasm :D
Nice! Will start following these strategies. Haha
Don't forget about me when you become a whale )
Haha, I won't.
bro at the rate you are posting and the average of $100 youre making per post, you will become a whale or large dolphin very soon! Youre going to have at least $100,000 or something like over a million rubles right? lol
Damn i see you could have had like $40,000 in your steemit but ow youre back to where I am at! youre around $1000 and Im around $800 and so we are kind of in the same weight class here, but you have been here alot loger and I kknow you would have had ALOT more steempower if you didnt sell it!
But dude this is awesome u still have your followers! and if u can just save up that steempower bro u can start makin even more off ur curation again!
You make wonderful posts, bro! I'm trying to support you! Follow and resteem :)
HAHAHA LOL
And never include pictures with your posts. (I didn't bother reading your article, I just saw it in the "hot" section, so maybe this was already in your post). ;)
A great post for recapping everything I learnt over 6 months ago.
Thanks for the recap :D
Up vote and follow
Good luck my friend ;)
Incredible ❤🙃
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