Bank Wahala!

So I went to the bank some time ago. It was a FCMB branch in Rumuokoro, Port Harcourt. You see, it was back when MMM(Mavrodi ponzi scheme) was the in-thing. Their CRO had just blocked my MMM account and I had to get my bank statement of account to unblock it and cash out. A very beautiful sunny day I was expecting to be stressful (of course, you know how Nigerian bank wahala can be), turned out to be even more bizarre than I could have ever imagined.

I was in line to talk to a customer care representative. It was more crowded with lots of shoving than an actual line though. It was then I felt something warm pressing against my behind. Being the naive girl I am, I just thought it to be a pen, a fat pen. It was not the first time someone's bag or pen or an accidental hand had hit or press my butt in a crowded place. I pressed forward to avoid it. It pressed forward after me. I decided to turn and tell him to adjust his 'pen'. Lo and behold, I was staring down at something shadowy and dark. It took me sometime for it register (might have been just a second, it all happened so fast). I was staring at his penis hanging out from his trouser, just beneath his shirt. I screamed as loud as I could. When the security guards noticed, all hell broke lose.

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