A stolen Christmas recovered

in #christmas7 years ago

The really important Christmas shopping is done; We got the food.

But not without some drama.

The supermarket was very full as is to be expected a day before Christmas (Finns are impatient and celebrate on the 24th) and the trolleys were overflowing. However, since everyone pretty much eats the same food here, the trolleys can look near identical. After 40 mins of shopping and while we were collecting more unnecessary food, we turned to find our nearly full trolley gone. Fuck.

My wife and I split up to see if we could find our kidnapped groceries and it was me who discovered it about 30 metres away. I went up to it as a woman was putting some cheese in and because I came uncomfortably close to her personal trolley space, she glanced at her purse and then gave me a dirty look - until I explained that she has our trolley. And then she gave me a very embarrassed look.

She took a couple items out and then waled off to get her own trolley, and as I pushed my near full cart to find my wife and tell her of my glorious recovery, the trolley thief was in front as she found her rightful cart. It was nearly empty!

Jeez.

Without thinking the worst of her (Christmas spirit and all), I assume that like me, she doesn't like the crowds either and just wants to get out of there. However, I actually don't mind crowds in general, I just don't like Finnish crowds as they have no understanding of how to behave when there are more people in their vicinity than they can count on half a hand of fingers.

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We are going to family for the main Christmas meal and my wife is preparing some food to take for what is a relatively large group of people. For real Christmas, her parents are visiting us and we will have another meal of baked ham and the selection of traditional casseroles that all taste the same, and on Boxing Day, we will visit family again for what is going to be a vegan meal (lame), which we will cook for again. I am glad this is only once a year - although I'd be happy eating the ham more often.

I don't complain about having food to eat though, and even though my daughter has plenty of allergies, we are lucky that there is food available that we can get for her. Frozen berries, gluten-free pasta, soy and coconut yoghurts and other allergy considerate food items are available, although not necessarily commonplace. One of the things my father instilled in us as children was, don't take food for granted. While vital for life, the selection is definitely a luxury item for many people in the world, and this is not lost on me and food supply and distribution is definitely an area that we can improve on globally.

Perhaps as there are more blockchained tracking processes integrated into the supply chain management systems, there may be an increased possibility to better handle the supply and find areas of opportunity to cut down on wastage. Combine this with self-driving and automated delivery systems that cut costs further, and there could be the chance to dramatically improve the way food resources are managed and therefore increase health outcomes.

While I know that a lot of people look to charity services and think giving is the answer, it will only ever have limited success, especially at scale. What needs to happen is that processes and our daily behaviors have to support sustainability, which is a challenge considering that many of our consumptive desires are not conducive to this cause. This isn't only for food of course, but our environment in general.

Well, we are home now and the reclaimed stolen food has been packed away and the small ham (4kg) is in the oven for the next 7 or 8 hours. A weird thing for an Australian is that a lot of the cold food is currently stored on the balcony, as there is no room in the fridge. There will be no white Christmas for us again this year (global warming I suppose) but it is hovering just above zero, so the balcony can chill some drinks and keep less sensitive food cold. In "real winter" it will be more freezer-like out there of course.

Now, my wife is going to start on the cakes for tomorrow and I think it might be time for me...

to take a nap.

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Wife cookin while you steemin! Well, you know what people do here for Christmas? They go on dates to KFC!

Wife cookin while you steemin!

Mine will get more positive comments :D

They go on dates to KFC!

Seriously?

I'll admit to being the cart thief one time ... but at a Home Repair store (Something like a BauHaus). It turns out that two of us were renovating our bathrooms and we had both decided on the same tiles.

It's a weird feeling when someone approaches you and states that you have their cart. When I looked, I recognized the tiles, but the rest of the stuff in the cart didn't make any sense. :-)

I was shopping with a friend who did it once too, and then he just kind of left it and skulked away :D

With so many carts looking similar and close together in the crowds, I am guessing it is pretty common. Add to the fun of the season :)

Lol, I had not heard that someone actually got a shopping cart stolen.

You should try it for some Grinch-like fun. Pick the full trolleys.

Sounds something Dudesons would do in their Christmas special.

I just don't like Finnish crowds as they have no understanding of how to behave when there are more people in their vicinity than they can count on half a hand of fingers.

I don't get it. Why indeed are Finns so stupid in crowds? Me excluded of course and few other people who usually avoid crowds because all the OTHER people there behave like idiots. :D I've always hated crowds because what you said. But is it really only Finns? If it is, that's it for me. I'm moving.

selection of traditional casseroles that all taste the same

You said it! I've never liked those traditional casseroles. And I was stupid enough to teach my son to not like those too, even though a parent should know better not to pass on their own dislikes. But I think he didn't loose anything with this thing.

Darn. I think I'm not a Finn.

But is it really only Finns? If it is, that's it for me. I'm moving.

Not only Finns I would guess, but in countries where crowds are the norm, like large cities, people have much more "intuition" in crowds. Tokyo crowd flow is amazingly smooth.

I don#t know why people get so into the casseroles, I assume it is tradition alone that drives it. In Australia, Christmas fare s usually much more diversified and changes year to year.

I'm moving.

Somewhere warmer would be ideal perhaps :D

A bit warmer, yes. Except in wintertime. Then a bit colder. :D

I am not liking these dark Christmases of late - more to come in the south it seems.

Lol 'kidnapped groceries' lucky she didn't ask for ransom

If it meant spending less time in Finnish crowds, I probably would have paid.

Wife bakes, man naps. There's a Christms story I haven't heard before... 😂

Bumper to bumper trolleys yesterday. I was in queue next to a guy whose wife was rushing off to get stuff she'd forgotten whilst he held her place. I asked jokingly if she could grab me a cauliflower and she obliged! Christmas spirit is lovely

In other news

https://www.9news.com.au/national/westfield-parramatta/c4b50db3-f3ea-436e-a693-bad75d73a163

There's a Christms story I haven't heard before...

It is a tale as old as time. There was a reason that all of the female Apostles were left out of the Bible.

I asked jokingly if she could grab me a cauliflower and she obliged!

:D that is awesome!

**gets triggered, makes husband pack dishwasher and wipe bench

Husband cries DAMN YOU STEEM, DAMN YOU

because I came uncomfortably close to her personal trolley space, she glanced at her purse and then gave me a dirty look

This happened because you're a dodgy bastard. 😂

Please pass on to all and sundry that the Aussies wish them a merry Christmas, and will be in town in July...So start baking! 😎

I am definitely a shady looking character around these parts.

Will do, we are heading there for lunch tomorrow.

That was one nice thing about living in the north is that if you wanted a cold beer I could just walk outside and set it in the snow and wait an hour or so and have it ice cold and refreshing.

If it warmed up too much just set it outside again for me to enjoy the rest a little later. Living in the south once again it's a rare day that we get any snow during the winter and even more rare if it actually sticks on the ground. Merry early Christmas!

At the cottages, people often put the cans in the lake as they are generally pretty cold, until midsummer-ish :)

Merry Christmas to you too!

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