Neighborly conversations #1

“It’s official! You’re suffering from chronic forgetfulness” Joe replied to Nene’s funny story

“Wait till I tell you what I dreamt about the other day” Nene said.

“That is if you remember the dream” Joe replied

“Hahahahaha… Funny guy! I do remember the dream. I dreamt that I was pregnant and it was very obvious, as in my stomach was very big. The baby’s father wasn’t really important. The thing about the dream is that the pregnancy was detachable. Like, I could remove the extra stomach and still go about my normal business. So on one occasion, I went to do some errands and forgot where I left the stomach –that is where the baby was. I was so scared. I started searching for it all round the house, and then somehow I woke up. It was funny when I thought of it.” Nene said

“You should have dialed the stomach’s number so that it would ring and you would find it” Joe replied

Nene burst into laughter

“I didn’t have the number offhand” she replied

“Your dream was funny anyway” Joe replied

“Joe, you know the way many fathers hardly remember the date their children was born and how old they are, they keep asking the mum anytime they need to fill a document?”

“Yeah, like my dad.”

“I think it might be the other way round for my family. Imagine me, the mom, asking when the kids were born. It may sound funny but I think it might happen” Nene said

Hahahaha… I pity your husband

“Haha... I pity him too” nene replied

“Stop laughing. I don’t like guys that have gap in their teeth, even though people think it’s fine.” Nene continued

“Haha… Now I’m going to be haunting you with my smiles”

“I feel like people that have gap teeth always smile to expose them” (rolls eyes)

“You don’t know many people love it. Do you know a man married a woman because of her gap teeth”

“You have come again. I don’t believe you”

“I’m serious, It happened in the community where I was staying while in school.
Actually, the man didn’t go about telling people he married her because of gapteeth. We found out because there was a fight in the house. A fight between the wife and another woman. Somehow during their struggle, the other woman hit the man’s wife and her one of her fronth tooth fell out. Creating a wider gap in her teeth set.”

“Hahahahahaha… so her teeth was looking like railway station? This is funny”

“Haha…The husband called police, and after damages were paid for, he said he’s not marrying again. That the wife is no longer the woman he married. Everyone thought it was a joke. But he was serious.”

“Geez! Just because of gapteeth?”
“No kidding”

“I can remember when some ladies were going to dentists to create gap in their teeth…hehehe”
“You should have joined them o”

“You’re not serious. I need to get going.” Nene said, as she stood up to leave.

“Alright, see you when I’m forced to. Joe replied

“Don’t miss me too much” Nene said

“Hahaha… You wish” Joe said as he turned to leave too.

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