让你不洗碗 让你不做饭 让你不洗澡 When your dear wife is angry
蛾眉倒蹙,杏眼圆睁
《红楼梦》里有这样一句十分巧妙地描写了生气时带有可爱的晴雯:气的蛾眉倒蹙,杏眼圆睁。
Recently, my girlfriend showed me one very interesting picture about her husband. I can't control myself to laugh out at the first sight. Later i got the whole thing process. Her husband was busy on job for a long long time. Before they are together her husband usually made food for her and helped her do housework, but now her husband doesn't help her do housework for a long time because of busy job. Not to mention cooking food for her. Last night her husband went to bed for sleeping without having a bath. This action made her more and more angry, my girlfriend used painting brush to put graffiti on her husband's face.
Hi,everyone just please check the following picture created by my funny girlfriend. The man in the photo is her husband.
Look what is he now hahahahaha.
So just remember it you must help your wife or girlfriend do housework and do not make them angry, although the result is so terrible!
永远不要小看女人的生气爆发值,这种愤怒的情绪极有可能造成毁灭的创伤!
今日,闺蜜发来一张照片亮瞎我的双眼。
照片中的人正是闺蜜的未婚夫,熟悉他两的我愣是没有认出这是平日里风度翩翩的闺蜜老公,人称“王帅”。
而将睡梦中的王帅画成此等作品的人就是闺蜜本人!
什么仇什么怨?对老公“下此毒手”,答案很简单:
让你不洗碗
王帅,忙碌的工作让他很久没有帮助闺蜜做家务,比如:洗碗!
让你不做饭
王帅,忙碌的作习让他很长时间没有做过一顿可口的饭菜给闺蜜!
让你不洗澡
这不应酬回来的王帅倒头就睡,积压怨气很久的闺蜜决定报复一场。说干就干,拿出了画笔,就这样一笔一笔将自己的未婚夫画的“惨不忍睹”。
化悲痛为动力,化怨恨为勇气,闺蜜此次“壮举”简直“可歌可泣”!
我甚至可以想象她每画一笔得逞之后贼贼笑的模样,也可以想象当“作品”完成之后得意的熊样。
这个故事以“血”的经验告诉我们一个真真实在的道理:不要惹老婆生气,不要惹女友生气,不要惹女人生气!!
再忙再累 记得洗碗 多苦多累 记得做饭 无论如何 记得洗澡O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
说到生气就离不开哄,下面几句顺口溜好记又顺畅,道歉哄人两不误,就我看来,你值得拥有!
你的香气,吸引着我;你的灵气,蛊惑着我;你的秀气,迷恋着了我;你的才气,征服了我;你的脾气,吓坏了我;拜托消气,别吓跑我,求你赶快原谅我!
我错了!娘子温柔贤淑,持家有道,知书达理,是我不懂得欣赏,我对不起你,请你原谅我!
梦已飞,心快碎,做错事需要自己去面对;烟缭绕,酒难醉,一时糊涂我心空留无比悔;亲爱的,请接受我真心的陪罪!
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哈哈哈 我要效仿一下!!!
醒来会不会揍你啊
王帅这是真名吗?
不是的,是我们取的
哈哈,你们这位朋友会不会看到这篇文章呢?
应该不会,看到也不怕,哈哈哈