ANIMAL FARM

Much respect to George Owells, but this piece have absolutely nothing to do with him.

The most distinguished Senator Shehu Sani wrote the following on facebook...
"Prayer for the absent Lion King has waned; until he’s back then they will fall over each other to be on the front row of the palace temple. Now the hyenas and the jackals are scheming and talking to each other in whispered; still doubting whether the Lion King will be back or not…

“It is the wish of the Hyenas and the Jackals that the Lion King never wakes up or come back so that they can be kings. It is the prayers of the weak animals that the Lion King comes back to save the kingdom from the Hyenas, the wolves and other predators”

And our most esteemed wife of the president, Aisha, wrote the following in response...
“God has answered the prayers of the weaker Animals. The Hyenas and the jackals will soon be sent out of the kingdom. We strongly believe in the prayers and support of the weaker animals”.

Gentlemen, this country called Nigeria has just been confirmed a zoo and the animals named and classified.
Mazi might actually deserve an apology.

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