Hidden Facts.. A POET
Poetry Jokes
Adopted from Allanwolf.com
Po-Joke #1
Question: Why do Cowboys write poetry?
Answer: Because they’re inspired by the moos.
Po-Joke #2
Question: What is the highest honor among Cowboy poets?
Answer: Poet lariat.
Po-Joke #3
Question: Why didn’t the angry farmer divorce his wife when she traded their prize milking cow for a book of poetry?
Answer: Because he vowed to love her for butter or verse.
Po-Joke #4
Question: How do poets say good bye?
Answer: “I’d like to linger a little longer but it’s getting aliter-ate.”
Po-Joke #5
Question: What did the poet say to Luke
Skywalker?
Answer: “Metaphors be with you.”
Po-Joke #6
Question: What is a metaphor?
Answer: For grazin’ yer cattle.
Po-Joke #7
Question: What is a simile?
Answer: It’s like a metaphor.
Po-Joke #8
Question: How do poets say hello?
Answer: Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Po-Joke #9
Question: Why did the boy poet introduce himself to the girl poet?
Answer: Because he wanted to meter.
Po-Joke #10
Question: How does a poet sneeze?
Answer: Haiku!!!
Po-Joke #11
Question: Why are poets always so poor?
Answer: Because rhyme doesn’t pay.
Po-Joke #12
Question: What do baby poets play with?
Answer: Tanka trucks.
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