SPLATOON 1 AND 2 IS OFFENSIVE TOWARDS TRANSGENDER PEOPLE!!!! (joke)

The following will change the way you think about Nintendo and Splatoon! Be prepared to be shocked as I expose Splatoon for the misogynistic game it is! This is the cover picture for the game of Splatoon!

The gameplay isn't the problem about this filthy, dirty, offensive, foul, distasteful, disgusting, excuse of a game. No, it's about one of the characters. His or her name is Marie.

Let's look into why this character is a huge middle finger to the transgender community. Pay close attention to her hair. In this poor excuse of a game, you can tell what gender the inklings are by their hair. (ooo it rhymes) If we look at the inkling girls hair customizations.

As you can see, Marie's hair isn't similar to one of these hairstyles. Using our logic we can conclude that Marie isn't a girl. This offensive to transgender because Nintendo thinks ok to define gender as only hair! A girl is defined by more than hair Nintendo!

But there's more! Marie in the game portrays transgenders and feminists as people who are rude to other people and have no remorse for their actions. Here are 2 examples below

So Nintendo, stop wondering why feminists hate you and then you turn around and do this. Shameful Nintendo. Becoming the most influential video game company for 47 years by appealing to the male fantasy. This is unacceptable! This game was a success! People thought this horrible, misogynistic game was so good, Nintendo made a sequel. No! This will not go on any longer! People should do something about this game! I think my job is done here. Now if you'll excuse me I have a tumblr blog to attend to.

(your reminder that this is a joke. I didn't mean anything in this article and it was all satire. If you actualy believed anything I said, well this was just stuff I linked together for a joke.)

BTW: thx for 62 followers. pls dont leave after this