THE SCIENCE OF SLOTH.

What is a sloth? Why are they so incredibly slow? AND, the best question...

WHY ARE THEY...
so cute?!?

I know, i KNOW, I have been making an increasingly large amount of blogs surrounding the genre:
C-U-T-E

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cute

SO. What about the sloth eh? What! The sloth? Do you want to know FACTS!!!! I LOVE FACTS!!!!!!!?!?!?!

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1.Sloths are clumsy on land but are great swimmers. ... SAME. I relate too much to this slow creature...

Sloths are arboreal animals, so they spend most of their time in trees. ... Well well well, Most people spend their time on a lovely sofa....

Sloths only urinate/defecate once a week. ... ohhhh that must feel good when they relieve themselves of all the waste!

Weirdly to their reputation, sloths only sleep about 10 hours a day. ... Hmmmm... more than I sleep at least....

Algae grow on their fur, which camouflages them green. THAT IS DISGUSTING....

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NOW. ARE YOU READY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FOR THE KING SLOTH!?!?

And there we will end this legacy of sloth to find a new animal. I put the sloth on 46th place in the...

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long for cute.

Oh well I should get going! Time to grow some sloths. :)