A Little Bit About Stitchybitch

I'm Stitchybitch, but you can call me Nicole! Or Nikki. Or "That Fuck Over There". I am perfectly fine with whatever tickles your fancy!

Here I am in my natural environment, ruling over Fort Kickass. In a kickass fashion.

Since the pleasantries are out of the way, I suppose I should tell you a little about who I am, and a brief highlight of the shenanigans you'll probably see in my posts. I was born in Baltimore, Maryland in late August to a very pissed mother about twenty nine years ago. Apparently, I was very comfortable in the womb and took up residence for far longer than was necessary. I quite literally started life as a lazy and procrastinating fuck. This trend continues to this day.

As I am sure you can tell, I am a bit of a foul mouth. If this offends you, I truly do apologize, and can promise that this is highly unlikely to change. Despite my grisly vernacular, I really am a very sweet person. I just say fuck a fuck of a lot. I am also clumsy to the point of hilarity. Easily startled, as well. Which usually leads to many spontaneous curse laden utterances.

Some modest life highlights: I grew up being bounced on the knee of drunken Klingons and was destined for nerdom, so it is no surprise that I found my first "big girl job" co-managing a small tabletop and airsoft store. That was a tumultuous time filled with the stench of mountain dew and gamer funk that I still look back on fondly. I will surely touch on this again in the future. I attended a school for Aircraft Maintenance and all but completely finished, only to discover that I am just not cut out to be a mechanic. However, found quite the knack with composite fabrication and repair in the process. Skip a couple chapters, and I was working for a company building lightsport aircraft. Annnnnd they went out of business. Which brings us to the present that is a slew of old lady hobbies and a weird obsession with true crime that I have picked up on the way.

Speaking of old lady hobbies.

A couple fun examples. I've taken up cross stitching, knitting, embroidery, and some really terrible examples of crochet in the name of perverting the dying arts. You'll probably be seeing a lot of that shit.

As for my day to day life, you'll probably hear a lot about my darling gramma. I love this woman to death and affectionately call her "DeeDee", a name from childhood where I couldn't be fucked to say her full name. I spend pretty much every day with her, and sometimes, the things she says really gets me.
By the way, did you know that when a diabetic's sugar crashes they can be quite hilarious? I didn't. But when the ol' bat starts getting a little too funny, it is time so have some apple juice.

"Look, Nick, I'm the statue of liberty!" ~DeeDee

I've heard people say that you can learn a lot about a person by the kind of books that they read. Well, if that is the case and it will save you some time, let's throw up a damn picture of my bookcase! Draw your own conclusions as you see fit.

Well, I suppose that is all, and maybe more, than you need for an introduction! Naturally, I left out quite a bit but you'll get know me plenty through Steemit!
In closing, here is a picture of me fucking up a perfectly good selfie with a sneeze as tribute to the community!

Enjoy, and thank you for your time!