The Top Ten Things I Should Pack If I Ever Met @idikuci - Comedy Open Mic Week 33 - Entry #2
A while back, COM's founder, @idikuci, invited me to meet for a beer if I ever made my way down under to Australia. At the time he and @dj123 often referred to me as "sexymatty", so while this hasn't happened yet, I thought it'd be wise to be prepared if it ever did.
If I left anything out, I'd really appreciate your advice.
The Essentials:
- That nail polish that changes color when dipped into a spiked drink
- Whistle
- Pepper spray
- Taser
- Pocket knife to cut free from restraints
- Skeleton key
- GPS device
- Map of the desert
- Survival bug-out backpack
- A wooden stake, just in case.
General faith in God and humanity will also be essential from a mental standpoint.
Looking forward to that beer now!
Thank you,
@steemmatt
I nominate @mightpossibly & @ninjamike, two nice guys who seem to be making blogging comebacks.
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Sexy Matty!!
You put the fun in
abductionabfuntion.I like a challenge.
I can feel your mind working. I won't be able to sleep tonight.
I didn't spare you in my Chuck Norris facts. Fortunately you maintain an anonymous identity.
Are you meeting in the desert? Don't forget sun block
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Hah. Clever. I hope it’s at a bar and stays at a bar.
haaaa I love it. Just try to get overly obese also. Fat people are harder to kidnap.