Take This Quick Crypto/Steemit Pop Quiz!
Please select which of the following are valid based on the video below:
A. Friends & family adopting crypto without listening to your advice.
B. The Walking Dead's expansion soccer team.
C. A few whales trying to blog to earn Steem without coattail-riding followers kissing their asses.
D. Minnows in the Steemit pyramid where 90% of Steem is owned by 1%.
E. The next new Summer Olympics sport.
F. Banks in 2022.
G. Society in 2025.
H. _____________
What sayest thou?
fourteen Years went into planning the event. From the time they could speak seventeen toddlers were raised in absolute solitude, and taught just one thing: "love thy ball". Daily mantra meetings from their 10th birthdays ensured a easy transition into an appropriate mind set "Protect thy ball". At every opportunity this was pounded into their psyche a dystopian future which came about purely by accident one Tuesday morning when Ronald burnt his toast. History would quickly forget Ronald due to the Gods wiping him from existence but his effect on the world would be felt for centuries.
It wasn't even a particularly good toast, nor was Ronald in a rush, he was just careless due to
masturbatinga rather fortunate run in with a neighbor. Ronald was fortunate every Tuesday but this Tuesday in particular was special because his neighbor Sally just started a new job and so got up later than usual and hence in his panic, Ronald, burnt his toast.Sally's new job was a torrid affair with rather a unpleasant boss who would start work late in the day. This being Sally's first day she was unaware of this and so was happy to wake up later than usual and thus we find ourselves in a reality which the mind cannot comprehend and since it's conception one fateful Tuesday morning produces a rip in space time that caused galaxies to collapse. The following Tuesday Sally would wake up earlier, and had Ronald still been around he would have rather enjoyed the distraction.
Training for the contest started from the age of 12, the most disturbing images imaginable were projected 24/7 around the lads along with "Hold thy ball". The contest had simples rules:
After the 3rd tournament it quickly became clear the the players would need to be desensitized to the horrors of the human condition as opponents would hack into their optic nerves and play disturb images which cannot be described. Valentino tried describing the images to a report once, everyone watching the live broadcast simultaneously went numb. it caused quite a sensation. the great numbering they called it. Don't know why, it just sort of happened. For the most part people blame Ronald but as we know it wasn't his fault Sally was late for work. And it wasn't her fault her new boss was a bastard. and it wasn't Clarence's fault his father left when he was 9.
Sometimes it's hard to figure out why something happens, but as long as we have someone to blame then it's all OK. You may be thinking I'm to blame for your reading this nonsense, but I blame Chuck Norris. 1 SBD to anyone that can tell me why?
I was thrilled to see you lose control again and go on another artistic writing spree. I'll reassess this tomorrow and offer my best guess to your riddle after some sleep.
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Looks very similar to how Arsenal played against Manchester city on sunday 😂
Trump's team trying to deflect the scandals.