Milk's Got More! -- Where Are They Now? -- ComedyOpenMic Week 6 Entry

Richie was destined for stardom after becoming an overnight sensation with his "Milk's Got More" slogan.

Young, suave, the signature hair flip... He had it all.

But on his rise to the top, Richie turned to alcohol and quickly fell from grace. It was so bad, they even put "Richie's Career" as MISSING on the back of the milk carton.

Utterly sad and alone, he slipped out of sight and joined a cult in Texas.

15 years later, he was finally spotted...

Hey it's Richie! Richie!! Can we hear you say it one more time?!

@steemmatt

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Thanks to all of the judges for their hard work.

I'd say more, but I don't want to get in trouble for milking it, especially since nothing gets past-your-eyes.