May The Best Man Win - Comedy Open Mic Week 28 - Entry 2

in #punchline8 years ago (edited)

@amirtheawesome1 and @belemo racing to a Tinder match that mistakenly told both of them to meet her at the bar at the same time.


The winner gets the GOAT Award:

Greatest Of All Time, of course.


Just a zinger for fun to pay homage to two very funny pillars of COM.


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dude!!!! I have seen that movie!
man that shit is crazy town!!!! hahaha
like some out of this world skills for the lead actor!!!
I die!!! hahaha

What movie was it? I was curious.

the movie is called ''SINGHAM'', you can find it in netflix i think!
check it out :D

Hahaaa! Great job Matty, you've done it! (R&M-reference)

From digging around for 3 seconds online, is this a MattBRaps reference?

It's from that episode where Morty delivers an excellent joke and Rick tells him how well he executed the joke.

I'm ashamed for letting that go over my head. Never seen the show, but it's common knowledge.

He he. I don't normally recommend shows, but this one is really special.

That’s silly, I never wear white shirts.

Belemo looks much better after shaving the stache too.

I do not think those two have physical conditions to compete

Ha. HA. I know Belemo is fit from his involvement in my daily fitness challenge, but Amir has more of a mind over matter approach, which is often far more effective and admirable.

That theory of mind on matter I use it for my girl to reach orgasm first

They both end up in a gutter.

Moral: Always eyes on the road, kids.

Here they are celebrating because the race was a tie
and the girl said she would take both of them on ( the date ).

Rock solid. Frolicking in the ocean can wait for another time when a girl is involved.

That's insane because I never knew @amirtheawesome1 was black. It's funny that you put him running next to a Saddam Hussein looking guy though.

Wow they are both in such good shape. oh wait... was that the action scene...i guess it was stunt doubles.

Stunt triples. The doubles were with the girl.

The black guy always wins a dick race 😋

Ha. I'd upvote this, but with a comment like that, you don't need it.

I'll let them answer this for us!

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