Finally Stopped Ignoring The Red Flags
I always ignored the big red flags when I'd start dating someone new. No matter how much I'd try to see the good in them, it'd ALWAYS come back to bite me in the ass...
Not anymore though!
For example, I just ended it with this girl after 3 weeks when she showed me her acid wash shorts. I mean, we all know what that means!
Seriously dodged a bullet there...
What's your spin?
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I must say, I like this one better than your last gf.
Hah, that one was borderline below the belt... cough cough.