He Said, She Said

in #punchline • 8 years ago (edited)

He said it was a napkin. After the limo dropped her back at the hotel, Stormy said it was definitely toilet paper.


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     8 years ago 

    hahahahah!!!
    did it even get hard?!
    another question:
    how did she find it? :D

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     8 years ago 

    nah,

    that's totally a condom.

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     8 years ago 

    Too big for that...

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     8 years ago 

    It's one of those trick condoms. Make your dick look 10x bigger.

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