Cutting Through Enemy Lines - A Legend Was Born
The walls insurmountable. The enemy lines merciless. It was a suicide mission at best.
But, one fearless assassin surged across the battlefield without fear, gloriously slicing through defenses as his comrades watched in awe.
He'd trained his entire life to be prepared for this moment. The Gods of War smiled on him as the glory was his, chased in vain by their finest champions trying to prevent their second straight loss of capture the flag.
Meanwhile, backup forces were able to turn around and return their pair of scissors for a full refund...
Seriously, this guy is my hero.

go black panther!
HAHA!!! so creative! My new favorite superhero as well now.
gg
He wins!
#lifegoals
Li ĉesis ludi en la arbo. La arbo malĝojis, ĝia ekzekutisto dancis kaj ĝia morteco perdis sian brilon. Dum la jaroj, la adoleskanto revenis. La arbo ĝojis vidi ĝin denove. La junulo sentis, ke li aŭdis, ke la arbo diras: "Ni denove grimpas min. Via malnova arba domo ankoraŭ estas ĉi tie.
My thoughts exactly. If I had to guess which language this was, I'd guess Martian.