[STEEMIT]: Who are our Platform-Neighbours?

Steemit open doors let more and more people in who are chasing for money, popularity, success, who keep on submitting new posts every day waiting that finally one of them will break the wall of indifference and make them rich and independent. They write about themselves boasting their successful business or complaining over poverty and difficulties of their life behind the line of welfare. They share their plans about what they will do if they get $10 000 from Steemit  and thank the system for the first success of $10. They create Steemit-logo-things and run new Steemit projects trying to get a whale upvote and cover all the expences. Many lie and fawn trying to meet the demands of the Steemit society.

Those of us who have stayed with the system for quite long remember how charming and interesting the platform was in the very beginning: informative posts without any allusions on money-making-fawning. What do we have now? The comminity has split into some "profession groups". Let's cover some of the most popular.

1. Newbies. Charmed and naive waiting for immediate success people. They write about themselves and their achievements or trouble waiting for support and reload the Steemit page every 15 miutes. Me-me-me people.

2. Moaners. Unsuccessful newbies who've submitted a couple of unupvoted posts and gave up. Usually leave some comments about their being lost and unnoticed or try hard to make at least someone upvote their works leaving the links in commentaries.

3. Passive voters. Follow 3-5 successful bloggers and upvote every single thing they write. 

4. Travellers. A very diverse layer of Steemit population. There are 1-2 successful professional travellers who have occupied the Steemit's top long before and are unlikely to move their warm seat in the nearest future.  

5. Cryptocurrency-gurus. The layer that seems to be dying out. Fewer and fewer topics about cryptocurrrencies, money analytics and market movements. The reason is that the system is letting in more and more people who are far from economics and currency wars at all.

6. Analysts. How? Why? Where? They deal with some of the most successful topics on Steemit (for me personally) and they got paid for the real job done as they do help the system in many ways. 

7. How-to-windbags. How to write a good post (without any real suggestions), how to earn, how to become free and so on. Chatterers anyway. 

8. Agents. Those who do something visible for the system. Helping websites, logos, fighters against spam and so on. Good guys. 

9. Fair bloggers. Are sincere and share what they really feel not trying to fawn and lie. Say directly what they like and what they hate about the system and its organisation. Like them.

10. Whales. Need no introduction I guess. A very limited strata. 

11. Bots. Wang, I love you. 

12. Dead souls. Those disappointed Steemit citizens who are still with us visiting the system almost every day but doing nothing here at all. They are sure that they won't succeed and simply look at others reaching the top.

13. Provokers. They write about some extremely disputable matters and get the best out of it. Sex, drugs, violence, naked-girl-photos. 

People switch from one group to some other now and then but finally choose one-two professions. 

Have you found yourself in the list?