No Dare, Just Truth Contest by @mimy

I am a little excited now, I have read some entries to this contest and they are out of this world, so I am going to do this "truth contest" (finally, the whole steemit community would find out our secrets thanks to our sister @mimy 🤧🤧)

(P.S: I don't know why everyone is adding their picture o, but me too I will put my picture, I must shine.)

1.What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?

Waking up with pimples on my face (why should I have pimples, why? 😢😢😢)

2.What's the weirdest thing you love the most?

Hehehe... The smell of old and dusty books. (I just imagined the smell now and oh lawd!!!)

3.Funny part of the opposite gender that you like?

The shape of their head 🙄🙄🙄 (if their head, haircut and facial hair is in sync, Every other thing is settled)

4.Who is your steemit crush?

@e-hi-boss (but he has a "Venus" already 😭😭😭)

5.What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

Promote a post with 2sbd and ended up with a total payout of $0.06 (cry with me.)

6.What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit first when you are online

@jeezzle, I practically stalk him😀
@mittymartz
And sometimes @funmiakinpelu

7.Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe in a dark room)

@mittymartz anyday!

8.Works of three steemians that you doff your hat for on steemit?

@funmiakinpelu @junaknoni @ttopswag 🙌🙌🙌

9.Who do you wish you are on steemit?

@papa-pepper

10.What do you wish you could write on steemit but you can't?

Captivating romance stories (I just suck at it!!!)

11.Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you meet them?

@chemmy. And my first reaction would be to notice how chubby she is (her name sounds like chubby, chubby-chemmy, chemmy-chubby, you noticed too!!!😂😂😂, don't tell her I said it)

12.What are the names of three handsome guys and beautiful ladies you know on steemit?

@mittymartz (Martins for the win!!!!)
@nevets (the boy is fine, don't tell him o)
@camillius (if he is as fine as the pictures I have seen, then he is beautiful not just handsome😀😀)

@mimy (our fine aunty)
@rebeccafl (single men, get in here 🤐)
@thatdiddygal (fineness is her attitude, salute MA)

13.Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson?

Steemit father - @
Steemitmother- @
Steemitdaughter- @
Steemitson: @

you noticed how those spaces are blank, I have a bad habit of friend-zoning everyone😢😢😢, now I am a steemit-orphan. I am accepting applications from now sha.

14.Two names of your followers that get little payouts but good contents.

@camillius @chemmy

15.Names of those with good payouts

@ttopswag @ejemai.

16.Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned, what would it be?

Can you just be my friend?

Haha, I had real fun doing this, I was grinning all the way!! You too can join in the fun, here are the rules of the game:

• Use the ndjt tag

• Nominate a person or two.

• Make it as funny as possible.

• The contest continues and runs till the next 7 days.

• You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.

• Post all the questions first then the answers below.

• Anyone is free to participate without nomination

Note:

Everyone wins something one way or the other. However, a winner would be selected after 7 days and the winners gets a price of 3SBD.
Sincerity would be marked, also make it funny.

Here are the questions to make it easier!

What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
What is the most weird thing you love?
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Who is your steemit crush?
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could?
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.
Names of two followers who get low payouts
Names of two followers who get good payout
Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our truth journey.

Yours,
Queen of hearts 💕,
@soorefunmi.