Why do we need wife ?????

Read it carefully before purchasing wife and memorize.

Overview

Wife - being mostly female, living together with a man, leading him to a single economy and, according to some reports, tries to poison his life. The characteristic features of women are:

- Play enticing reflex action in the form of a man;

- Hypnotic response to all bright and shiny;

- Increased activity of the lacrimal glands, which bears the defensive-offensive.

Equipment

Wives usually equipped with their mothers, at least - the children. The latter is more common for the wives of the former use. If you do not sadomasochist, the wife's mother is better to keep separate from his wife.

Using

The lack of rigorous scientific base provokes chaotic and unsystematic use of the wives. For example, in some African tribes women use when hunting crocodiles - for defrauding the last to land in Australia - for carrying orphaned young kangaroo in Chukotka - to heat the plague, and in South America - to scare away flocks by planting wild monkeys. In Russia, according to the extant folk sources, the tradition of using women existed since ancient times. And we used them to make full - in cooking, to home security in the absence of the owner, as the extinguishing agent

accident prevention

Using wives requires unconditional respect for the basic rules of safety. First, you must make sure it is good condition. It's enough to gently pat her on the ground, located in the lower rear part of the body. The normal reaction of a working wife - a dull grunt or words such as "Leave me alone!" "Leave me alone!" etc. A more lengthy tirades, impartially telling about you and your relatives, according to a fault