Escalator kisses
You might have heard of Eskimo kisses, bunny kisses, butterfly kisses and of course, Hershey's kisses but how about escalator kisses? No? Daddy and I kiss like this all of the time at the shops. Here take a look at these shots taken by Mummy:
The process is pretty simple. I sit in the trolley and while we go up or down the escalator, Daddy and I have to squeeze as many kisses in during the trip as possible. We are pretty awesome at it and if there was a championship, we'd win. We are so awesome that we have started putting in Eskimo kisses too to up the difficulty.
With Daddy working so much away from home lately we have to take all the opportunities that we can to get some excellent kisses in and even if he was home all the time, we'd do this anyway because it is awesome fun and makes me laugh a lot every time. People think we are weird.
Daddy is the best shopper I think. Mummy goes in and gets what we need and leaves whereas Daddy makes a lot of games. My favourite thing at the moment is that rather than pushing the trolley from the handle end, Daddy pushes the trolley from the other side and I can see where we are going. It is a bit like being on one of those wild rollercoasters I rode during the summer. What was it called, the whirlwind, the death spinner?.. No, it was the Piggy Train!!! That's right.
I see all the frustrated people getting in each other's way just trying to get out of the shop as fast as possible and there we are laughing and singing. Shopping might take longer with Daddy, but it is a lot more fun. Plus, I get lots and lots of kisses.
So the next time you are at the shops and frustrated, kiss more. If you are there alone, find a willing stranger and explain the fun to be had and I am sure they won't mind giving it a go. Try the fruit and vegetable section and stay away from the beer aisle, is my recommendation though.
<3
Smallsteps






beautiful baby, a pure and sincere love
Might confuse the cashiers a bit, but all for the sake of good fun, no? ;)
It's not a bad thing if people think you weird, little one, as long as you are happy.
The supermarket has escalator kisses and food, what is not to be happy about? :*
The two greatest joys in life ;)
Looks like fun! Save some for me and while you're at it I'll have some hugs too!
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It is fun! There is always a last kiss rush before the end of the ride :)
Should be an Olympic sport.
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I think it is in consideration for 2028
Cool...I'll start getting my team together. I'll call around and see who's free...😂
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Try Tinder.
Idiot...😂
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Hahaha I'm glad you have so much fun ... congratulate your dad on my, usually it's the men who leave the supermarket fast ... So you should take advantage that your dad yeah he has fun doing the shopping. :)
He will be happy shopping there until I ask to buy things I think. =)
Does she complain about the beard. I dont have a beard, but when I get a 5 o'clock shadow my son always complains about how "spikey" I am.
I love the beard and stroke it. Sometimes when I give kisses I use it as handles.
It hurts me more than it hurts her :D
You're an amazing dad. My applause.
Always when I look at your photos together -
the mood rises and smile.
It is happiness to have such a relationship with children:-)
Awesome! I have also learn to do the same while my boss (wife) does all the shopping as she takes plenty of time. My daughter loves the spinning cart although she is soon getting to big to spin.
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never to big to spin in a trolley, try it. Ask your boss to push you.
I’m glad you and your daddy can have fun at the shops 😆 I have a little girl who is a bit older than you who also loves going shopping. Unfortunately for her, me and her younger brother are missing filters in our brains and it makes being in a crowd of people really painful, so we have to be like your mummy and get in quick and get what we need and get out! To be able to enjoy it like you and your daddy do, we need to go in the middle of the day but not at lunch time 🙃
On other people thinking you’re weird well I think it’s much better than being normal 😜 maybe they’re jealous because they’ve forgotten how to have fun!
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The trick to being good in shopping crowds I have found is to ignore everyone completely and pretend they don't really exist. Occasionally they get in the way but that is what the ankle crusher on the trolley is for.
No filters makes ignoring anything really hard. Be glad if you've got them :D
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