Living Hand 2 Mouth

in #food5 years ago

There are likely many human rituals where chowing down on your grubbage without utensils might seem uncouth, or unbecoming for such an obedient and well-mannered participant of peopling as yourself.

I myself have abandoned the need for cutlery. I also fortunately live in a part of the world where this unrestricted method of playing with and enjoying my meals is perfectly acceptable.

For those of you that feel this hands on approach to dining is savage I implore you to give it a try. Be mindful that there exists techniques that have been developed over many courses served for many years. There is a pure and delicate elegance in this culinary culmination of coordination. A natural refinement of our innate childlike reckless abandonment with the precision and dexterity of an artist.

The sexiness and euphoria of different textures sliding between fingers that are all to eager to signal the floodgates of dopamine release are not to be found on a fork.

I assure you that you're missing out on the satiation of very powerful primordial urges by always reaching for the cold calculating stainless steel weapons of mass consumption.

Trust your instinctual infant self and let go of any invented inhibitions or preconceived notions of what is socially acceptable in your culture, and just lose yourself into sucking some sauciness directly into your intake orifice.

Pictured here you can see me in the throes of an exploration in edible ecstasies. Mixing and mashing each bite into uniquely fingered flavours each digit ensuring no one bite is the same as the last. This is one of my magnificent meditations I extend to you with a curry laden hand.

OK now I'm hungry and off to shovel some naan and mutton gravy down my gullet..

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Just remember to practice the right hand rule should travels take you to cultures that are generally utensil free. 😎

I live in that culture, my travels take me away from it 😉 money and all person p2p exchanges are right hand only!

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Cool. My preference is finger fooding it, too. Goes nicely with my grazing approach to nourishment. 👍😎

Trust your instinctual infant self and let go of any invented inhibitions or preconceived notions of what is socially acceptable in your culture

Oh! you are gross, little pleb!!


Yeah, take advantage and learn some Spanish in the process too. 🤣

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