Join The SS Steem-stapo Today!

Do you want to make Steemit a better place?
Are you emotionally immature and easily offended?
Are you a triggered little snowflake?
Did Mommy and Daddy not give you enough attention?
Are you governed by your emotions?
Are you a shining star of Progressivism?
Are you a little vindictive cunt?
Are you the hero nobody asked for and nobody wanted?

If so... Join the SS Steem-stapo today!

Welcome recruit!

Set your sensitivity to 100 and get ready to destroy some lives!
Let's Make Steemit Safe Again And help make Steemit Grow (be Great again)!

Trickery and lies is the primary tool of any good Steem-stapo agent and will be very important In any mission especially when trying to control the narrative.

First step is to create a false sense of security through the disguise of charity and social correctness. Channel all your social anxiety and crippling Insecurities into a singular focused energy and use it to gain the enemies trust by commenting on their posts with corrections on how they could post better, by telling them they could add links and pictures to help raise the pay out of a post and by flagging all negative feed back in the comments.

By helping out the enemy and flagging all incoming negative comments we are also helping the Steemit machine to censor all posts of Hate speech (facts), Bad words (Cunt) or anything that could be considered harmful or hateful towards someone or affecting a persons feelings(could be anything).

Make sure to work with other Steem-stapo agents for a fast and effective Blitzkrieg.

Once the enemy has reached an expectable level of thankfulness its time to move on to the next stage.

Once you have established yourself behind enemy lines and familiarized yourself with steemits more popular monsters and villains its time to attack them from the cover of darkness.

You have now joined the ranks of the famous Steemenkrieger.

The Steemenkrieger movement is all about quick precision and targeting some of the more high profile content creators (time to have your privilege checked) by vague terms and policies that allow us to flag any and all offending posts that oppose our feelings and pc culture.

This is how we disorientate and distract the enemy. (hey look over here)

The flagging will leave them temporally financially void of income by cutting off their source of revanue(upvotes).

With the enemy now completely distracted, scrambling around putting out little fires. It is time to move on to the third and final stage!

Your valiant and noble efforts to push the pc-ifacation of Steemit has not gone unnoticed by the Fuhrer. You now join the most elite ranks of the notorious Mass Flaggenlaufer or nick named by the steemit enemies and villans "The Flaggots".

You are the most deadly Front line warrior. You are decorated and bold.

Your goal is simple, assassinate the enemy! To win your campaign you will have access to one of the most powerful weapons created by the smartest of Steemit-Zentral. The mass steempower downvote (Die Flag-granate). With this simple weapon you will be a relentless merciless one-man flagging machine! (Beflaggun Maschne)

You noble warrior will bring about the destruction of any disgusting enemy who dares to use profanity, who dares to blaspheme our mighty Steemit Empire, who dares talk of controversial subjects, who dares to even breath in a way that does not confine to our progressive world view.

and we will be victorious!

So pick up your keyboard and safety blanket and start working on becoming a flaggot today and lets make Steemit more of a safespace!

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