Your Daily Dose Of Fantasy Baseball News - June 10, 2017

Kyle Hendricks - To the DL with hand tendinitis. Luckily Brad Hand is just fine.

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Greg Holland - Save number 23 proving you wasted many hours of your life preparing for this year's draft.

Adam Ottavino - Hold number 16 if your league cares about such things. Fiat should name a car after this guy.

Ian Desmond - 3 hits with no more Parra for awhile to disturb a likely monster 2nd half.

Carlos Gonzalez - 0 for 4 again. Maybe we should start calling him Carlos Spicyweiner?

Ian Happ - 0 for 4 and the party is over. Just as well since J. Happ was not happ with the lack of attention he's been getting.

Carl Edwards Jr. - He gave up a run. That's different. Remember when Wade Davis was having a terrible spring so you drafted this guy to be the Cubs closer and make you look like a genius? Well you were wrong again.

Addison Russell - Didn't play again. Fantasy owners missed another 0 for 4.

Dee Gordon - 3 hits and an SB. I remember that guy.

Giancarlo Stanton - .288 and HR 16. Every time he gets hot he gets hurt. Or so it would seem.

Tyler Moore - This guy turns the world on with his smile.

Tony Watson - Removed from closer role. This gives him more time to play chess against the Russians.

Josh Bell - Hitting .222 but for some reason everyone thinks he is having a good year.

Jonathan Lucroy - 3 hits and up to .268. You really should apologize to him for all those nasty things you said.

Joey Gallo - Hitting exactly .200 but he does have a nice olive oil complexion.

Andrew Cashner - Win #3 and and e.r.a of 3.17. Who's the new guy?

Ryan Zimmerman - 2 hits and .365. Just stop preparing for the draft/auction completely.

Mitch Moreland - 3 hits and 2 rbi's while sitting on your bench.

Jackie Bradley - Up to .231. Don't be surprised to see him at .275 in two weeks.

Pablo Sandoval - .205. It must be hard playing ball knowing you will always hit lower than your weight.

Miguel Cabrera - 0 for 5 and hitting .263. Yeah well Mike Trout is hurt so who cares.

J.D Martinez - Hitting .310. 'nuff said.

Michael Brantley - That's right I'm still not injured so take that!

Julio Teheran - 6 IP, 1 ER. Camera Man... Zoom.

Darren O'Day - To the 10 Day O'DL.

Aroldis Chapman - Scheduled to throw a simulated game in Florida. This is to ensure he does not drink any simulated orange juice beforehand.

Yunel Escobar - Batting cleanup. You would know this if you ever read the Angels box scores.

Seung Hwan Oh - 14 for 16 in saves but you still can't spell his name.

Odubel Herrera - 22 doubles for Odubel. Make my coffee a Double Odubel.

Eric Sogard - 0 for 6 but still hitting .375 and kind of hard to not cheer for a guy that wears nerdy glasses.

Kenta Maeda - The classic 4 inning save. That should be its own fantasy category.

Rich Hill - Win #3 and no blisters to report on his hand. Not sure about elsewhere.