Boobs - Who likes boobs?

We all like boobs, they are great. Boobs come in many shapes and sizes, they are all individual and worthy of exploring. Now we all know that boobs mature like bread, not like wine and as time goes by the quality of the boobs goes down, sorry ladies but by age 40-45, droopage has taken over and gravity is doing it's thing. It's not your fault :)
So, lets have a look and see what we can learn today

Big Boobs

Lets look at big boobs first, these are the most sought after types of boobs. A 2013 study found that men who prefer large breasts are less financially secure. There you go, that is pretty much every man in the world then.

Massive Boobs

There are super sized boobs out there that are just too big. These things are just to big and are deffo knee bangers when unsupported. On the plus side, this women could use those to hold her phone, purse are even an iced coffee.

Small Boobs

Small boobs are just fine and time is better to small boobs because of less overhang and droopage. According to this meme, small titted bitches are the best bitches.

No Boobs

Hmmm, no comment i guess. I cant think of anything to say about no boobs.

Seat beat boob

This is always a good time to get a quick look at the boobs when they are strapped. Boobs are like the sun, you can only look at them for a few seconds at a time but if you wear sunglasses you can look at them ALL the time.

Side Boob

This can be seen more in the summer months as we all know the rule of: When the sun comes out, the boobs come out. Side boob is really a mixed bag of boobs, you never know what sort of the boob your gonna see when you next see side boob. Side boob comes and goes and sometimes it only appears for a few seconds and then it's goes gone.

Man Boobs

I had to go there and these are gross but why is it ok for a man with man boobs to walk about topless but not ok for women? I thought women where fightings for equal rights, i guess that's a rule females done want, cherry picking as always.

Knee Banger Boobs

This is were most of these big boobs end up, banging off knees when their owners are walking about.

Plastic boobs

Cartoon Boobs

Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?
A: Her boobs were too big for B shells

Photoshopped Boobs

These are the boobs you see in advertising are 13 year old girls instagram blog.

I could go on for forever about all the different types of boobs but i think that's enough boobs for 1 day.

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