One Unit of Beef

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What a shame that I live in a flat where nobody has enough money to buy light bulbs or,.. lamps.

1. Today I bought meat. Meat and mayonaise, salt, pepper, Q-Tips toothbrushes. What a bitch, life made it so that once I arrived the old still good ones were back in the visible area of the bathroom. As a I smash a cockroach between my toes and inhale I must suddenly cough. Where is the fucking joint Micky?

2. Micky is a deported (sounds so bad) pusher who has I believe the right attitude. Respecting the people but trying to make bank at the same time as efficient as possible. Why did I end up here? ECCO is always good for a surprise.

Why did I start this report? I remember that when I arrived on the islands I was in such a good mood. Everything is new until I found out what happens when a lot of people live from 180 Euro a month and are bipolar. How, I know that I can - but how - will I ever get this appartment Into The Crypto-Hub of the Azores?

It doesn't matter. It would be nice but I have to tune down the enthusiasm and post shit like this.

The thing is that the rich also have problems. You cannot see it immediately but something is seriously wrong here. Anyway, as I run towards the field I see the dragon flying with a loud scream looking towards me! I am a simple man and I don't know of anyone who ever looked so close into the eyes of one of these skymonsters and still could enjoy the pleasures of life afterwards.

I started to run towards the steep rock, 2 or 3 houses high, as the front of my soles carved into the gray wall and flew in a long curve straight onto the back of the fire spitting mega reptile.

Ooops, I got carried away. Sorry! So now the soup is cooking. Only 5 more minutes - reduction of the water... Yum!

I want to help the people. Some don't even have smartphones. How nice it would be if one would just have to switch it on and off to make 400 a month.

I could make a killing with this blog if I would just have adequate ambient light.