Funny jokes ever

The value of the husband

Woman: How much will you pay for my husband to heal?
Doctor, do not you pay the price of your husband?
Ladies: Take this, keep ten money

Dictionary

Swami: Last time you gave a necklace on your birthday. You said you can not find the language to answer it, remember?
Wife, remember, what do you do now?
Husband: a dictionary (dictionary)

Lover lover chat

Boyfriend lover hanging out
Lover: Well, what do you talk about when the girls are together?
Lover: Why do you guys do?
Lover: You girls are so obscene!

Run the computer

Can you run the computer?
-There.
-Show it!
But where is the accelerator?