VOLCANO FACE: Re-branding a face wash
GUYS, LOOK AT THESE TWO PRODUCTS
What do you see?
THAT'S RIGHT!
HIPPIE TRASH
and
Something to wash your face with
VOLCANO FACE is everything you've ever wanted!!
Face dirty from long day of shoveling dirt from one hole into another?
VOLCANO FACE
Are you a mess after butchering a cow with your teeth?
VOLCANO FACE
Ever beat a man to death with your face?
VOLCANO FACE
Wanna scrub all your skin off and start over?
VOLCANO FACE
| Ingredients |
|---|
| Volcanoes, Ash, Rocks, Bullets, Death, Coal, Fire, Skulls |
| Teeth, Goats, Vegetarians, Pollution |
fill a 26 round mag with each bottle
NOW THAT'S CLEAN YOU CAN FEEL
Animals were harmed (sacrificed/thrown into the volcano) in the making of this product. No we are not sorry. This is PETA approved, but we have not been approved by PETA to say it is PETA approved so don't ask questions. 100% organic except for the parts that aren't. Gluten free/dairy free/free range unless you count the cows that we fed wheat and kept in cages until we sacrificed them to the volcano.
You had me sold until I read they used real Vegetarians. Nope,
NO WAY is that trash touching MY FACE!
The whole animal sacrifice had me throwing money at my computer screen...... still not sure why the money is sitting on my keyboard... and i have no face wash at my door.... sad face
We ran out of cows to sacrifice
Oh, lol. You threw the Vegetarians into the fire??? That's wonderful, I'll take a case.
I think more and more people try to be ethical when purchase cosmetics and food, not only because they are more careful to what they consume, but also more sensitive to the genocide of animals
I just want to eat furry little creatures. Plants give us oxygen and feed the furry little creatures so they are nice and fat for consumption. I don't want to eat my foods food, do I look like a monster who steals from the mouth of animals.
Thats nice, this product is not
LOL WUT!?!?! ahahhahah "sacrificed/thrown into the volcano" OMG. Thanks for the good laugh.
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