🐋 🐳 Where art thou patron whales? 🐳 🐋
An Ode to Whales
Where art thou?
Ye patron whales,
Minnows upvoteth me indeed
Yet, Where art thou?
Ye patron Whales,
Thine bounty I long to receive.
Where art thou?
Ye patron whales,
For thou absence filleth me with wonder,
Let no minnow-whale bond,
Formed in hardship,
Ever be put asunder.
Where art thou?
Ye patron whales,
Art thou mere automatons?
Verily, Where art thou?
Ye patron whales,
And where art thou human response?
Thou curateth other minnows,
To be sure - your time is scarce,
I understandeth this solemn fact,
Yet thou attention is so rare.
Where art thou?
Ye patron whales,
Perhaps I demand too much
For, Indeed
Do I concede
That thou dost thine best,
As such...

Funny. If that doesn't work, we're all doomed.
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Nice! Next question is where should we plaster this poem?
Hopefully the trending page :)
I seeth the whale cometh towardeth thy me.
The whale seeth my writing as not very goodly.
I feareth the whale may be about to siteth upon me!
I may never know if the whale saw me or just took a seat & sateth upon little minnow me.
SQUISH!
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You did mean patron and not Patrón right?!, LOL!
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