Turns out I'm the A**hole
I'm sittin in my car behind a van stopped at a red light.
Light turns green but van doesn't move forward.
1 second later...
"Umm. are you going to go van?"
3 seconds later...
"This fucking idiot is probably on his cell phone. "
5 seconds later...
"You fucking moron. what are you doing?"
7 seconds later...
"OMFG. Are you kidding me?
8 seconds later...
"Fuck it. I'm honking the horn at this moron."
Lays on the horn. Beeeeep.
Van doesn't move.
What the hell? Fuck... Get the fuck out of the way. This guy's a fucking moron.
Suddenly a person walking across the street comes into view from in front of the van.