Crazy jokes...

Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a soft drink
Son:- Coke or Pepsi?

Father:- Coke, old-fashioned
Son:- Diet or regular?

Father:- Regular
Son:- Bottle or can?

Father:- Bottle
Son:- 500ml or 1liter?

Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me water!
Son:- Natural or mineral?

Father:- Mineral
Son:- Hot or cold?

Father:- I am gonna strike U with a broom, U idiot
Son:- Stick broom or soft broom?

Father:- Stop this U little animal
Son:- Cow or pig?

Father:- Get the hell out of here!!!!
Son:- Now or later?

Father:- Now!!!!
Son:- U gonna throw me out or not?

Father:- I am gonna kill U!!!!
Son:- With a gun or knife?

Father:- I'll shoot U, bastard!
Son:- In the head or stomach?

Father:- U pest!!!!
Son:- Cockroach or rat?

Father:- Fuck U!!!
Son:- With a condom or flesh?

Father:- (Faints)
Son:- Are U dead or sleeping?
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