Fresh Meat on Offer
Testing testing testing.
Which way will this text be sexin'
I got your number boyo.
Mayo on the bedsheets.
Ya'll living vicarious through mundane function.
Come take a sit, your souls good for luncheon.
Not that there was any meat there.
All you do is sit and stare.
A lick a taste a little treat.
All of you so good to eat.
I wish to see you roasted whole.
Cut up and buttered, like so much sweet roll.
Took another arrow to the knee.
Sorry for the misstep skyrimmers.
I hunted the wrong dragon.
Born of fire, and winged wrong.
This dragonborn sings drake song.
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Much love,
@sammosk