The other day I was trying to explain Steemit to a friend. Social media, original content, bla bla bla you know, the usual. Who uses it? I was asked. I tried to describe some of my favorite posters.

Fast forward to today when, while purveying the news (aka wasting time looking up pictures of various things that are nsfw), I stumbled on the perfect image. Normally I wouldn't bother posting someone else's picture on Steemit but I cannot pass this opportunity up. Without further delay, behold my answer to the 'who uses it' riddle.

The Perfect Steemit User

Legend

1. Photograph of self, for verification purposes. Taken with a camera that was bought at the local market about a decade ago.
2. Real name, also for verification purposes. Possibly Russian and thus perfect for the 'ru' tag and Golos-related future stardom.
3. Enjoys reading other people's posts and responding to comments. Will listen to the myriad confusing suggestions by various bots and bot-like humans.
4. Will post pictures of various quality, thus utilising the popular 'photography' tag (a must for Steemit success). High potential of posting doodles and artwork of various quality as well, possibly of fantasy characters, thus utilising the popular 'art' tag (a must for Steemit success).
5. Will post articles, stories and poetry of various quality, potentially created with the help of Google Translate, thus utilising the popular 'writing' and 'poetry' tags (a must for Steemit success).
6. Potential 'anarchy' tag user (a must for Steemit success).
7. Able to comprehend how Steemit works.
8. No desire to get a real job = "Quit" job to be a full-time Steemit poster.
9. Potential for exciting diary-type posts with photographs of everything included in a trip to the store, such as the selection of broccoli and what it looks like.
10. Will post original recipes which are simple to follow, thus utilising the popular 'food' tag (a must for Steemit success).

All 10 parameters combined, Alina is the perfect Steemit user and personifies about half of the Steemit community.

Image Credits
I can't recall the exact url of the article this image came from, but it is from the Brightside.me website. The artistic placement of numbers overtop the image was done by yours truly using my favorite image editing program, PowerPoint.