Ruth's Tragic Fate (Photo-Fiction) - COM #33
It was past midnight.
@ruth-girl had just returned home.
"Aaaah! What a day! Thank God it's over and I can finally get comfy in my bed with my laptop on my legs and browse all my super cool spider shots! I need to pick the best ones for my post tomorrow..."
She was thinking to herself as she was parking her car in the garage.
Once she got out, she locked the car and went to close the garage door.
"That tree in grandma's garden is a real nursery! I can't believe how many egg sacs hatch every week and how many new ones those tireless girls make! Their tiny spiderlings are so cute! I wish I could just hold them on my fingers... too bad I can't... "
Sweet ignorance...
Because little did Ruthie know while those thoughts were going on in her mind...
That fate had other plans for her.
As her tragic figure reached for that sliding garage door and she was pulling it along the rail, her hand almost touched the cold wall...
"Ouch! What the...? What was that? I can't make out in such dim lighting. A spider? Oh! I don't feel very well... Why is everything spinning around?"
And all of a sudden, Ruthie disappeared...
And at the spot where she was standing...
An eight-legged arthropod popped up!
Huge!
And hairy!
But just look at its eyes... don't they remind you of someone?
All of them?!
Ruth?! Is that you?!
Oh boy! Who is going to take care of that blog now? Damn! @trumpman has access to her keys...
I guess dickpicks are coming!
All images (not free for re-use) and original story by @ruth-girl - Steemit, 2018
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Until my next post,
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Did you touch that thing? It was your chance to be spider-woman!
Did you not read the story? :PPPPP
Did you not see her eyes?
It was no ordinary spider ..
I did, thought it was real!! No??
Ooooh! it w was more real than real!
Touch it?!?!?! Are you insane?!?!?! I barely wanted to get close and shoot it! It really made me scared, mostly cause I didn't know if it was dangerous or not, I wouldn't risk a bite in the middle of the night...
That's one sexy spider 😍😍😍
No sexier than you!
Γιαυτο προτιμω να μενω στην πολη...
Δεν υπαρχουν τετοια αγρια και επικινδυνα τερατα ...
Ναι καλά! Λες και στην πόλη δεν υπάρχουν τέτοια τερατίνια σε κανένα πάρκο 🤣
Τουλαστιχον δε σε τραμπουκιζουν στο ιδιο σου το σπιτι...
φιλεναδα τι θηριο ειναι αυτο?....που την πετυχες την κουφαλα....πωωωωω....εεεε....για την αραχνη μιλαω ε,μη παρεξηγηθω κιολας...
...ειναι ακρως εκθαμβωτικη!!!!
Τέρας κανονικό ήταν! Γύρω στα 4 εκατοστά μήκος πρέπει να είχε. Ένιωσα ότι ήμουν στην Αραχνοφοβία! Γενικά τις πλησιάζω και βγάζω φωτογραφίες άνετα, αλλά αυτή με ανατρίχιασε, αφού άπλωνα τα χέρια και τραβούσα στα τυφλά, γιατί φοβόμουν μην τυχόν και πηδήξει πάνω μου! Έπεσε από τον τοίχο όπως περπατούσε, και τσίριξα αυθόρμητα μέχρι να βεβαιωθώ ότι δεν έπεσε πάνω στο πόδι μου (καλά που δεν ξύπνησα κανέναν στη γειτονιά).
χααχαχαχαχαχα....η εκδικηση της @abigail-dantes ηταν αυτη η αραχνη....χααχαχαχαχα
...πολυ τυχερη παντως που πετυχες αυτο το πλασμα..ζηλευωωωωωωω
Και λιγα λες! Αυτη οντως με εκανε να τρομαξω, αν και ειναι πανεμορφη! Βεβαια, αν την εβλεπα μεσα στο σπιτι θα ειχε φυγει με τη σκουπα στην αυλη σουμπιτη! Πρεπει να βρω το ειδος της, αν αξιζει να την κανω κανενα ποστακι...
Man, that's a huge spider but
itsher eyes are so pretty.They are! And the shapes she has are amazing too!
Χαχαχαααααααα.... καλοοοοοο... Αλλά με τρόμαξες.... πως θα κοιμηθώ το βράδυ;;; θα φοβάμαι...
Τι καλοοοοο? Αυτη κοντεψε να με απαγαγει στην Αραχοχωρα! Ασε, απο την ανατριχιλα δεν μπορουσα να ησυχασω εκεινο το βραδυ!
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