Grasshopper Passion (COM #36)
Who said that autumn is not a season for romance...
On fallen leaves, found on the ground
A sweet romance takes sight and sound
An act of love that's bringing life
Is just about to start a fight...
Hey! Hey! We're raising kids here! Get a room, you perverts!
Yes! Go some place else! This is a family neighborhood!
O tempora o mores!
Oh mon dieu! Quelle décadence!
That's it, I'm calling pest control!
And just like that, lovers ashamed,
Said nothing more and jumped away...
All images (not free for re-use) and original story by @ruth-girl - Steemit, 2018
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Thank you!! :)
LOL, that was a good one XD
I should have shot some videos :P
...they look tasty correct?
too many kids. no no no.
Shame! I know!
Where can one get some privacy around here?!
Apparently... nowhere as the insect paparazzi will find them!
I really enjoyed this one! :D Nice!
Thanks! :)
hahaha.. I feel bad for the parents with so many kids.. i bet they havent got action in a while.... or... having it too much... who knows...
Do you think the parents are jealous? They could be... :P
lovely pictures , i like that green spider too , :)
Thank you!! :)
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