I got my little wiener stuck in the vacuum hose.
I won't bore you with all the details, but I'm thinking it was around 1984 when I decided to put my little wiener in a vacuum hose. I was nearly a teenager and I had too much alone time on my hands
I don't regret all the crazy things of done in my past, because I always have a funny and crazy story to tell at the next party.
I haven't been to too many parties in recent years, but I'm usually the life of the party.
I used cooking oil to loosen the vacuum's grip and I never did anything like that again.
I'm @runridefly, and I plan on dying without any secrets.
Hahaha, gross. I was born in 1984!
Can't say we approve, but we do approve of you making our whole team laugh! Upvoted...can we double upvote? Because we would!
We all have done some stupid shit. atleast you didnt get caught that would have been whole other story.
roses are red, violets are blue, i'm a cat, upvote and follow meow back too ^^
Uh oh....... ouch!
Glad you got that secret off your chest :)
haha thats what you get for not asking for th vaccum`s consent