MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS

When people say "money doesn’t buy happiness",

I’d say:

Yes, it actually does if you know what to buy.

Lamborghinis are cool.

Bugattis are cool.

But calling your mother and saying:

"Hey mom, are you working that shitty job in that kitchen washing those dishes?

You know what? You never have to work again."

That’s happiness.

• Tristan Tate