You can't make this Stuff Up - 76 Yr. Old Attacks Son with Chainsaw. Son then Runs Him Over with Lawn Mower lol

in #crime6 years ago (edited)

I know it's kind of morbid to laugh about but it's so bizarre I just could not help it lol

Just Trying to Visualize..

how this all unfolded. How does it get in the mind of a dad to say "well Iam going to get the chainsaw and cut up little Johnny out there mowing the lawn " :)

And What Must the Son be Thinking...

seeing his madman father coming at him with this chainsaw ?? I think I would just hop off and run as fast as I could away from this nutter.

Conclusion...

The whole thing is totally wacko. The old man lost a leg from the lawn mower. And is being charged with attempted murder as the son claimed self defense . Of course it happened in my home state where I was grown and raised ; that would be ..ehmmm... Tennessee ( surprise, surprise, surprise lol)

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...you might be a redneck lol!

Man, I sure do love my state... but we have the crazy in abundance lol. Pretty messed up story, though. By the way, I've got a weed eater and a tiller, wanna make the news?

P.S., at least we're not in Florida :)

Well, by god! lol

Trust me, I've dealt with my fair share of angry rednecks. I grew up in Kentucky. I'm a survivor of multiple garden utensil attacks. haha!

In fact, don't as me how, but just yesterday right here in the middle of Los Angeles, this toothless old lady tried to beat me with a broom for no reason. I was literally just standing there looking in a window of a shop. She was clearly crazy and homeless. She yelled out "YEAH MF!! Look in that window you fat pervert!" in a really strong KY/Tennessee accent.

All I could come back with was "Hey, how did you know I was a pervert?" A couple of my friends and my wife were there, both horrified and laughing.

In fact, don't as me how, but just yesterday right here in the middle of Los Angeles, this toothless old lady tried to beat me with a broom for no reason. I was literally just standing there looking in a window of a shop. She was clearly crazy and homeless. She yelled out "YEAH MF!! Look in that window you fat pervert!" in a really strong KY/Tennessee accent.

All I could come back with was "Hey, how did you know I was a pervert?" A couple of my friends and my wife were there, both horrified and laughing

WTF, lol. That old bat... but you gave her the perfect comeback. Classic :) I would have loved to have seen that ;)

Highly disturbing. Wonder what could have led to it

I tell ya it's a different breed in Tennessee lol

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