防火防盗,防大妈?

in #life6 years ago (edited)

   我一般是较少去吃自助餐的,这几年国内很多地方的自助现在快被玩坏了,其中最重要的一点就是为了节约成本而采用大量貌似丰盛实则低廉的食材,让人得不偿失。

  我办公室楼下附近,上个月的时候开了一家素食自助馆,我去吃过几次后,感觉还不错,最主要的原因是,每天都有土豆丝和西瓜这两道食材,而这两个又是我最喜欢的 ,从小到大,百吃不腻 :) 。今天中午过去,打算办一张卡,一来办卡能优惠些,二来最主要是我可以不用带手机出门,很方便。

  等到我手机付完费,准备拿卡的时候,那个靓女还在电脑跟前操作,再等了会后似乎还没处理好,可能是电脑原因,又或者那个靓女不太熟悉操作吧,这个时候她很抱歉地跟我讲,让我先拿着餐具(盘子和碗筷)去点东西吃,等下处理好后她们会拿给我。

  这个时候我便开始自己点东西吃,过了一会,当我还在这边点东西时,那个靓女走过来,告诉我卡帮我办理好了,因为当时我手上拿着东西,于是示意她帮我先放到离我不太远的那张桌子上先。

  然而这个时候发生了件微妙的事情,当时我那张桌子靠近隔壁的那张桌子,坐了一个中年大妈,约莫五十岁左右,背对着我,我明显看到她朝隔壁我那张桌子上望去,我开始以为她可能是好奇想看下什么,但紧接着就看到她伸手拿起我那张刚办好的卡。。。

  我虽然在点餐这边,但隔着餐具美食还是看的很清楚,我这时候有点愣住,但还不能确定接下来对方会怎样,我心里还在想,也许对方就是真无聊或者好奇心,只是想看下而已。。。但紧接着就发现我的想法错了。

  正当这位大妈准备将我那张卡放进自己口袋时,我这个时候终于沉不住气了,快步走过去,

  “对不起,这(张卡)是我的。”说话间,我还是较为轻声地说道。

  对方这时候显然愣了一下,那只正准备将卡放进口袋的手似乎一下子僵住了,但很快在低空中滑落了下后又显得很自然地升起来递给了我。

  我拿了卡,没吭声,正准备走开,这个时候对方又拿起桌上的那张票据,示意给我。

  我接了过来,顺手装兜里,一屁股坐在椅子上。

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Fu*k, 怎么能这样,不过防人之心的确不能无。

很是尴尬, 但的确要多留意

English Version On Todays Article:

Title: Fire prevention, anti-aunt?

 I generally do less to eat buffet. In recent years, the self-help in many places in China has been quickly broken. The most important point is that in order to save costs, the use of a large number of seemingly abundance of low-cost ingredients, people lose out.  

Near my office downstairs, I opened a vegetarian buffet restaurant last month. After I had eaten a few times, I felt pretty good. The main reason is that there are two ingredients, potato silk and watermelon. The two are my favorite, from small to large, do not get tired of eating:). At noon today, I plan to set up a card. I can offer more cards for the first time, and secondly, I can use my mobile phone to go out. It is very convenient.  

When my cell phone pays for the card and I'm ready to take the card, the niece is still operating on the computer. It doesn't seem to be done after the meeting. It may be due to a computer, or the niece is not familiar with the operation. At this time, she I am sorry to tell me, let me eat cutlery (plates and chopsticks) to eat, and they will be presented to me after waiting.  

At this time, I started to eat something for myself. After a while, when I was still here, the niece came and told me that the card was good for me, because I was holding something in my hands and I gestured She helped me first on the table not too far away from me. 

 However, a subtle thing happened at that time. At that time, my table was next to the table next door. I sat there with a middle-aged aunt. I was about fifty years old and turned away from me. I obviously saw her facing next door. Looking at the table, I began to think that she might be curious to see what, but then she saw her reach out and pick up my card. . .  

Although I was ordering food, I was still very clear about the dishes. I was a bit shocked at this time, but I was still not sure what the other party would be. I was still thinking that maybe the other person was really boring or curious. I just want to see it. . . But then I discovered that my idea was wrong.  

Just when the aunt was going to put my card in his pocket, I finally couldn't stand still at this time and walked quickly.  

"I'm sorry, this (Zhang Ka) is mine." In the interlocutor, I still said softly.  

Obviously, the other party stunned for a moment. The hand that was preparing to put the card in his pocket seemed to have froze all of a sudden, but soon it fell down in the low air and then it naturally rose again and handed it to me.  

I took the card and did not say anything. I was ready to walk away. At this time the other person picked up the bill on the table and motioned to me.

I took it in my pocket and put it in my pocket. I sat down in my chair. 


This article written by my friend: rivalhw 
  • Thanks my friend for your kind of words.


  • Have a good day!

好害怕以后要成为大妈!

真的是坏人变老了

不是老人变坏了,而是坏人变老了😂

这么明目张胆的😱

再晚一会卡就真不见了

现在的大妈们真是无所不能的 ~
「琴棋书画广场舞
抢金炒房炒暴股 」已经远远不够形容的了 ~

我晕。这样也行!?
大妈也太牛了,太没底线了

就一张饭卡而已。。。全然不顾周围一切。。。实在让人尴尬

这是人性的扭曲还是道德的沦丧。。。。

感觉大伟哥这个经历很好的诠释了那个成语:顺手牵羊

这个。。好像还真是 哈哈哈

大妈以为是店员送你的,拿一下应该不要紧。

拿一下是没问题,但要装她自己兜里,我没法答应啊

这…我也是惊了…她不知道周围有那么多双眼睛,更何况店内还有监控呢(´▽`)

旁若无人啊

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