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Ha ha, thanks man. Percival, despite being a rather elderly gentleman, has very eclectic tastes and loves a decent 'gourmet' Ramen bowl.... none of this straight from a packet nonsense though!
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Happens steemit is a reet friendly place. The Mrs, @dirtyandwelloverthirty, said it were a good place for sharing me reet fckn posh vlogs.... bur I thought it looked like a cult. Eeee by gum, thas sum reet fckn funny folk about these parts 😂
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I can't afford spinach... or tomatoes... or bread.... I think this video is not budget friendly enough for STEEM Hodlers... Also I sold my spleen but they only gave me a bus card with 40 dollars... i guess I can move around for a couple weeks at least
Ha ha, Spinach has really shot up in price and I recon steem hodlers gonna need to get on to chewing on boot leather unless there is a turn around 😉
Yeah, Percival used to be one of those people on the end of sexy phone lines back in the day before internet but he was sacked for being just too damn good at his job. He couldn't keep the punters on the phone long enough.... 😅
Ever lost an eye to a hungry koala bear while trying to harvest his eucalyptus leaves for your morning tea?<< yes. But now I have a cool pirate patch! haha
That's OK about the upvote @nomadicsoul. The fact that you read and enjoyed this comedy post means more to me than upvotes.
Ever lost an eye to a hungry koala bear while trying to harvest his eucalyptus leaves for your morning tea?<< yes. But now I have a cool pirate patch! haha
Haha, I guess your travels have taken you to Australia at some point then? I only made it as far as Thailand when I visited that part of the world but always wanted to go seeking the Koala bear tea experience ;-)
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Hahaha the satire is strong with this one. Hopefully you will make enough from this post to splurge on the King-size Ramen noodles :P
Ha ha, thanks man. Percival, despite being a rather elderly gentleman, has very eclectic tastes and loves a decent 'gourmet' Ramen bowl.... none of this straight from a packet nonsense though!
Its gotta be Reet fu#kin Posh 😉
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You get an homemade upvote from SteemKitchen! 👍
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We are looking forward to see you soon on our discord server https://discord.gg/XE5fYnk , so we can exchange fresh new recipes and delicious meals with each other 🌮🍔🍩.
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Thanks @steemkitchen. Percival, despite being a rather elderly gentleman, is a true'gourmet' and enjoys sharing his creations! Many more to come 😉
Is it weird if I've been all those things mentioned in the intro and still alive?
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Lol, So you've thrown a beat-down to a koala and a tramp for your breakfast sausage & cuppa tea? 😉
That's not weird... A productive morning 😂
You'd be surprised to find that most of my mornings are like that 😂
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I'm reet feckin' glad ta meet ya, Percival.
Happens steemit is a reet friendly place. The Mrs, @dirtyandwelloverthirty, said it were a good place for sharing me reet fckn posh vlogs.... bur I thought it looked like a cult. Eeee by gum, thas sum reet fckn funny folk about these parts 😂
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I can't afford spinach... or tomatoes... or bread.... I think this video is not budget friendly enough for STEEM Hodlers... Also I sold my spleen but they only gave me a bus card with 40 dollars... i guess I can move around for a couple weeks at least
btw.. sexy voice... ;)
Ha ha, Spinach has really shot up in price and I recon steem hodlers gonna need to get on to chewing on boot leather unless there is a turn around 😉
Yeah, Percival used to be one of those people on the end of sexy phone lines back in the day before internet but he was sacked for being just too damn good at his job. He couldn't keep the punters on the phone long enough.... 😅
Ever lost an eye to a hungry koala bear while trying to harvest his eucalyptus leaves for your morning tea?<< yes. But now I have a cool pirate patch! haha
Love this post. You're actually really funny!
Lol that one picture just REALLY wow's me!!
Enjoyable read!
Darn, I saw this too late to upvote :/
That's OK about the upvote @nomadicsoul. The fact that you read and enjoyed this comedy post means more to me than upvotes.
Haha, I guess your travels have taken you to Australia at some point then? I only made it as far as Thailand when I visited that part of the world but always wanted to go seeking the Koala bear tea experience ;-)