Comedy Open Mic Round 15 - Getting Your Priorities Straight, Football Over Family ⚽ 😜

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Man, if I had a Steem for every time I ran out on the birth of one of my children so I could catch the match. Great poem @raj808!

Ha ha, thanks man, I'm glad you enjoyed it! This poem is about the only good thing that came out of that final but I won't moan too much as its sunny here which is nice. Thanks for your comment + visit @mourningnoodles :-)

Nicely done. You'll never walk alone with Comedyopenmic

Thanks dude... ha ha it's not quite a true story but I did once ditch my girlfriend on a night out to go watch the football and it was a week before she would speak to me again lol.

Right, speaking of which

"I'm just off to watch the football." ⚽😉

I guarantee you won't be the only bloke doing something like this today.. Especially in scouseland.

Ha ha, yes indeed. There were plenty of football obsessed types wandering around Liverpool city center looking like they might have run out on something important lol. Thanks for your comment + visit @sisygoboom :-)

I see Dsound is like Dtube. I have been trying for 6 hours to hear it and it cuts out after you say "round 15". Anyhow, I'll have to just comment on the written part.

Reading sucks.

try again, have sound cloud now.

Hi @profanereviews. Sorry about that mate. I have rectified the situation with a soundcloud reading. Hope you manage to listen as it's better performed. Either way, thanks for your comment + visit, glad you enjoyed the poem :-)

Haha, man there's counties in South America that virtually go to war with each other, when they play each other in the football ^^
Peace.

Lol, yeah I have seen some of the videos of those guys. They make UK football hooligans look like a bunch of ballerinas 😅
Thanks for your comment + visit @bobaphet :-)

It’s just gotta be done hun! She will forgive you eventually.

Even if it was a month of the stink eye and a strict no-gettin-it-on policy it would still have been worth it..... if we'd won ;-)
Thanks for your comment + checking out the poem mate :-)

Great poem sir, 😁😁😁
I'd run out of my own surgery room with probably a stomach that was caught open to watch soccer 🤣🤣🤣

🤣 ha ha, yes tearing down the road trailing intestines waving your teams scarf lol. I'm pretty much the same @stevenson7
Thanks for your comment + checking out the poem 😁

🤣🤣🤣it was my pleasure sire 😁😁

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