A Talented Alien

A Talented Alien needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

A Talented Alien desperately wanted a ball that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was epic. A ball is the thing to opt for.

A Talented Alien desperately wanted a teapot that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

A Talented Alien found a wig that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.

A Talented Alien searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

A Talented Alien had a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a set square of all things.