Sarcasm

What you are speaks so loudly I cannot hear what you are saying.

Someday you’ll go far. Please stay there.

I would explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

He’s big as a gorilla and strong as a gorilla. Now, if he was smart as a gorilla, he’d be fine.

I know you are not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

My official diagnosis is that you’re a dumb ass.

If you don’t like me, its not my fault. There’s clearly something wrong with you.

My silence doesn’t mean I agree with your statement … it’s just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

They worship the ground that he walks away from.

You are not paying me enough attention to notice that I am ignoring you.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Just because I’m silent doesn’t mean I agree with you. I’m just too polite. That or I’m actually too stunned by your stupidity to even respond.

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