Bird Brained Secretary
The Garfield character on top of my monitor was always her first stop in her daily inspection of my office in particular and the rest of the house in general
She always inspected my desk fleetingly but was very strict on my handwritten notes vocalizing her disapproval at the untidy scribbles that covered my notepad!
Her self imposed duty completed she would take off from my desk, whisk through the house then head out on to the lawn to join the rest of the menagerie consisting of guinea fowl, indian runner ducks, dogs and cats!