FANNY MISER 

It is early morning in east London as TED MARTIN awakens from his profound slumber after witnessing a frolicsome dream in his dormitory.He saw that his wallet having a petty amount of five cents has fallen into the culvert and he had lost not only his five cents but also his shabby and worn out wallet.But as he awakens he took a very long breath and regained consciences after seeing that has not lost anything.He started to begin his daily routine by taking the bath with a narrowly open tap as he thinks that it might reduce the water tax.Suddenly he heard an acquainted voice shouting loudly outside.TED came out of the washroom in a flurry to see who is shouting he saw SAM one of his old chucks he has a nickname the toddler because of his habits like toddlers.SAM is notorious for skulking and thigging.One of his most despicable habits is animadverting which TED immensely despise.SAM came inside the house and as usual, he began to thig some money and whimpered about his financial debacle.SAM overurged TED to help him and told TED that he is an inextricable vexation from which TED could save him.TED was a mercurial tightwad who could snuff the intent of skulking he said to Sam that it seems to me to you have become a lunatic and that is why you are asking me for money which I  obviously detest.SAM disclosed that the person from whom he has been borrowing for the last few months is now sending ruffians to his home.TED who was a scruffy curmudgeon retarded him to borrowing money from others and warned Sam to stop sulking.Ted told him to work properly and do not be headfuck for me.SAM out of desperation again requested him for some money so that might be the only way him to get rid of those stroppy hooligans.TEDS buttocks are fluffy and massive they are the sepulcher of notoriety he swayed his haunches and replied to SAM that he will never endow him any amount even if SAM ask it by sitting on the scorching fryingpan TED also forewarned him that if the next time I see you thigging even a pence from me I will increase the flame of that frying pan on which you are thigging.After a long persuasive statement from SAM, TED finally agreed to talk to the group of hooligans who were mistreating SAM.Sam suddenly got call from home the goons are here again and they are creating a fracas out there SAM was shivering with fear and in flurry, he handed the phone to TED to resolve the vexation the leader of goon warned TED that if impede in that matter they will blowout his nose and whipped his ass and overexposed his stinky and grotesque arsehole to the whole society  TED was outrageous and tenacious person he talked to them in a very raspy manner that he is a wealthy and naughty curmudgeon and he will snub his pertinent nose into her wife's buxomest cleavage and snuff some fragrance from her juicy protuberance after saying that TED cleverly cut the phone.SAM advisably suggested TED beware of those hooligans as they could harm him but TED suggested SAM be confident and stay firm in his pathway.After few minutes STONIS the elder son of SAM arrives in the convicinity in the pursuit of his fraudulent father because the group hooligans were disturbing him and also SAM had borrowed five thousand dollars from him a few months ago.The horde of hooligans was following STONIS and they soon reached TEDS home they begin to rant the doorway and it seemed that they could detach the door from the threshold.Ted was very angry with this act of hooligans and outrageously he opened the door the enraged Ted asked in a bombastic, manner what is the matter have you gone mad after your money the leader of hooligans asked hi where is SAM? TED replied I do not have any sort of idea.SAM was hiding behind the davenport shivering with fear his legs were wobbling and it seemed to be a complete fracas for him.TED farted in a very awkward manner which caused the hooligans a chance to mock at him the group of hooligans as a repartee they said that you are very good at farting you hipster stop this disgraceful act TED in anger replied I am not farting from your arsehole it is mine and I will do what I will like to do.SAM lurking behind the Davenport held his nose tightly and cursed TED on his despicable act he yelled with disgust oh TED you have contaminated the whole environment with the stinky supply of your arsehole.As the fracas between TED and the group of hooligans the two begin to use raspy ascent and cursing each other TED being a skinflint curmudgeon gave a strong threat to the group of hooligans TED then went on to call the rozzers in the convicinity the settle the dispute  and in the meantime SAMS eldest son STONIS also reached the TEDS house where there is a flare-up  of skirmish fracas was going on the two       TED and hooligans begin to fight now TED shouted loudly SAM you bloody skulker help me  Sam who was hiding behind the futon was extremely afraid especially of his own son who was perspiring with the vexation, but  now Sam must do something to resolve this issue.The hooligans were in majority and they easily takedown TED, whipped his arsehole and stripped his clothes then Sam just could not control his self and in desperation, he came out from the Davenport he was bushed to see his own son STONIS and excused him, but the now the fracas has evolved the hooligans are now taking away SAMS own son STONIS as a reprimand of that money that Sam has borrowed from the head of the hooligans SAM in defence bring a bludgeon from the proximity and hit straight to the head of one of the hooligans and he begins to bleed to bleed excessively, but hooligans keep on whipping TEDS ass and Ted was in excruciating pain suddenly rozzers arrived in the house and investigate the whole scenario Sam accepted his flaw and repented over it but TED was beaten very badly at the hands of the hooligans.Rozzers after a weariful long search came to the conclusion that the entire fracas has been created just because of SAMS own fault and rozzers ordered SAM to refund their money, but now TED who has been beaten up very badly at the hands of the hooligans is demanding the money for the loss he suffered in that pandemonium.TED claimed his fifty years old veilleuse, a worn out Davenport, a stinking receptacle and a dirty gutbucket.Rozzers tried to convince Ted to pay the amount of debt for SAM as they forejudged the financial condition of SAM.After a long quarrelsome debate between the rozzers, hooligans, SAM and TED STONIS the eldest son of SAM give them some petty amount to compensate for the fracas.The group of hooligans soon left after receiving the money and also warned him and TED for the next time to beware of them.After the departure of rozzers and hooligans, TED in annoyance told Sam to have some shame and do not ask for money from anyone especially him TED then apprehend STONIS the eldest son of SAM to have some courage and face your problems to your own behalf just do not create a fuss for others STONIS said that my father has no shame and he has a fond of thigging money especially from rich people like you, but he assures TED that the next time he will take care of his fathers own debts and loans TED on hearing this took a long breath and also extricate some breath through his arsehole he said to STONIS that it is really a pleasure for me to hear anyone saving me from spending money SAM on this told him that he loves TED very much and that's why he endures all of this contaminated air pollution which TED created from the artifice of his buttocks SAM and STONIS thanked TED for bearing the beating at the hands of the hooligans and they left the home withholding their noses tightly.