Women trading cryptocurrencies

Alice (A) and Bob (B) are a couple...

B: Honey, I will send you some Ethereum.
A: (#^.^#)

A: Wait, what is Ethereum?
B: blabla * explanation of Bitcoin * blabla
A: Ok, then why do not send me some Bitcoin?
B: blabla * slow transaction speed *
......
A: Now I got an account on Binance. Send me the Ethereum.
B: Give me your address.
A:
......
A: Ok, I just cannot keep it. I spent all Ethereum and bought Altcoins (B2X, BCC, FUDD, ...)

I did not buy ICON because it remained me of gangnam style.

Tron was also nothing for me because the CEO is too young for me.
Moreover I didn't get Enigma, because most team members are from MIT and not from Harvard.
......
After Alice told Bob about this investment Bob broke up with her.

Take home message:
If you want to break up with your girlfriend, then send her some ETH. ;)