Trick 'r Treat ¡THREAT! | Comedy Open Mic Round #36 Entry 1
"Tales for Halloween"
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Hello @comedyopenmic family!! Hello jesters, jokers, clowns, banterers and pranksters all around. ¿How are you buffoons? I hope everyone is cheery & cosy this weekend. :)
Well, first of all I have to say that I didn't think I could have the opportunity to participate in this edition of the #comedyopenmic contest. Actually, a few days ago I was cordially nominated by my friend @acolucky, but nevertheless, by the time he nominated me I was kind of busy with some craftiness that I thought it would prevent me to be able to make it. And so I let him know that. Jointly with my thanks for having taken me into account. ¡Thank you mate!
On other hand, I also saw that in order to participate in these latest editions of the contest, our posts should revolve around themes related to the halloween celebrations. I mean, stuff related with Ghosts, Vampires, Headless Horsemen, Cyberpunk Zombies, Brains that want to take over the world, etc. And I really thought that my muses would not collaborate with me to try to make jokes with things as chillingly serious as those.
However....
All of the sudden it occurs to me. That if of scare people it's all about... I still have a chance to do it great. Yeah! I swear that I'm pretty good threatening and terrorizing contest's judges at least. So I decided to negotiate with my muses and get down to work.
First, I told my muses that there are a bunch of madcap wisecrackers on these contests that use to evaluate and rate our entries in order to grant us the prizes. And that none of them had ever given me one of the prizes yet. Not even the Lucky Door Prize. ¡Go figure!
So, with solely this confession to my muses, I managed to anger them enough to encourage them to help me carry out my fierce revenge. And within my plan to get from them even more support. I also managed to infuriate them even more when I told them about the user names that these judges have.
I told em!
The name of these bizarre drolls are, in alphabetical order:
@amirtheawesome1, @anouk.nox, @doomsdaychassis, @idikuci, @llfarms, @lordbutterfly, @pechichemena, @profanereviews & @sharanaithal.
So good, that was enough to make sparks of fury come from their eyes after listening so zany usernames. And they instantly offered me all the support and inspiration to try make the judges shit with fear all along their pants down this halloween.
Hence, after having read the "Dindex post" by @lordbutterfly and "The Roast post" by @belemo, these articles insufflated me even more inspiration. And as for Trick 'r Treat ¡THREATS! it's all about. I immediately began to perpetrate the most frightening 'deal' with which I could come to enter the contest.
Therefore, my entry with the threat to this halloween edition of the contest is as follows:
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These last days I've stumbled upon a little asian toddler who is an ominous grim and merciless righteous little being that does not go around the bush to make others act correctly. And much less she allows that if someone has offered to give something to her, come another and snatched it outright. No, no, no, no, no. If you have offered me a prize or candy or anything for participating in a contest... ¡You better give it to me!
Because otherwise, she will catch you all by the beak and quickly and relentlessly will oblige you all to fulfill what was promised. And I'm being pretty serious with this here folks. Even though you might think it's a joke. I swear that I will send an army of these toddlers to knock the door of your houses in this upcoming Halloween and once you've opened the door they immediately will sing and ask you in your face the terrifying sentence:
¡Trick 'r Treat!
Because...
And if you refuse and do not comply with the clamor of fate. I will have no choice but to submit all of you to the words of one of the wisest comedians of all time.
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Hi por500bolos,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
extra points for the anger and stealing food from the winged rat.
I don’t care what names I’m called.. as long as my name always comes before @lordbutterflys then I’m good. No need to get out my hello kitty leotard that I reserve for ass kicking.. I had no idea Gandalf had a matching one 😱 Twinsies!!
buffoons indeed. :D
Sources say that that pigeon's still in therapy.
Watch that video in mute with the captions on; it looks like Jim's bombing in every other sentence.
My sadist mind will be content with this to make up for my lack of skills.
For now.
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