Mrs Smith and her doctor.

A grandmother who spent most of her life working very had has just retired.

At her subsequent checkup, a new medical doctor told her to bring a listing of all the drug treatments that had been prescribed for her.

While the young doctor looked through her lists, his eyes widened as he realized she had a prescription for birth control tablets.

Doctor: "Mrs Smith, do you realise these are birth control

Pills?"

Mrs Smith: “Yes, they assist me to sleep well at night.”

Doctor: "Mrs Smith, I assure you there may be simply not anything in these that would probably assist you to sleep!

Mrs Smith: She reached out and patted the young doctor’s knee. "sure, Pricey, I know that. However each morning, I grind one up and blend it into the glass of orange juice that my sixteen-year-old

Granddaughter drinks . . . And you will agree with me, it helps me

Sleep well at night."